Truck won't move

They make good paper weights in that condition.

 

Is that some sort of high end “adult novelty” apparatus? What are you doing in those places anyway?

 

Is that yours, or is it that your truck can see it laying there and wont go past it, sort of like the old elephant and mouse myth.

 

You’re truck wants to play fetch.

So go fetch your wallet and let a mechanic play with your money.

 

Probably a good thing. Maybe you should point it out and tell casper how good it has it. Being all pampered as it is with getting regular service.

 

No grease ... Brand new. Like finding a crisp 100,000 venezuelan bolivar bank note. Impressive, but worthless

 

Some tow truck driver probably should have paid for that but no doubt the poor SOB who was towed ended up paying for it.

 

I had one of those in my truck and I took it out and threw it away. The government uses them for mind control. ########! They somehow knew that I did it and did a remote shutdown. Now my truck won’t move either.

I’m going to coat it in aluminum foil, reinstall it and see if that will keep them from reading my mind.