Truck is using fuel

Dave just convert to a Tesla motor. No more fuel used.

 

Must have found at least one uphill grade on that 900 miles... Since I installed a mainmast and sails (available at participating Loves, brochures are right beside the midevil armor) that's the only time my truck uses fuel... Flat land, down hill, barely a sip-sip... Uphill, well GLUG-GLUG-GLUG!!!... Stick to the flats and you'll never buy fuel again.

 

Maybe Dave is that truck that has a tow rope hooked to the back of you

 

My daycab has 2-110 gallon tanks. I don't trust the gauge. I reset trip counter and refuel after 500 miles. Why run your truck dangerously low.

Also... Truck is fuel makes no sense what so ever

 

I thought it is another abstract art thingy like Isabella Rosselilini's Green Porno film.

 

You've been topping the tanks off with bottles of piss again, haven't you?

 

Isn't everything that @tucker posts that way?

Your not telling me there is a chance any of his posts were insincere are you?


I feel like I've seen the wizard behind the curtain an it wasn't a pretty sight.

Next you'll tell me corn dogs aren't real and that Dave really lives in Alaska and doesn't really have cats an is just trolling all of us with stock photos of said cats.

Sirscrapntruckalot - You won a taco!

 

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