Where is everyone #5

OK, so I have 2 stories about flashes and 4 wheeler sex from years ago. The first one:

I was running with a buddy of mine and we are sitting in a back up on the GWB southbound (no surprise there). As we are sitting in traffic, my buddy is in front of me and I'm behind him in the center lane. I look over at the left lane and there is a 4 wheeler coming up on me, and I'm nosy, always looking down at the four wheelers when sitting in traffic. This car gets right up next to me and the woman in the passengers seat just whips them puppies out at me, she's got to be atleast "D' sized. When she looks up to see my expression, she sees that I'm a woman. The look on her face was priceless! I laughed so hard, I almost rolled into my buddy's truck. I call him on the radio laughing and said "Mike, you've gotta see this!"

A few years later, in the same neck of the woods, I was going south on I95 from NYC onto the Jersey turnpike. While sitting in a back up at the first toll booth (this is before EZ Pass) I see a woman going to town on the driver, giving him the BJ of a lifetime. He's just smiling away and she's oblivious that she has an audience.

And it's not just the women that do this crap, I can count how many times I've had a guy ride along side my cab while stroking it and looking up at me to make sure I was watching. One time, it was a guy in a semi.

 

In Waterloo, IA waiting for my reload appointment. Should be somewhere between Floyd, IA and Albert Lea, IA tonight. Great day today.

 

Taking 34 in Newburgh IN. Will be rolling into Alcoa first thing in the morning.

 

Got some rust issues with that Tank huh @Zeviander ?

 

For being built in February of 1988, and having that many winters in Manitoba does its damage. It's probably due for a frame rebuild. They've done a couple others already in the past couple years.

 

“They don’t have overnight parking.”

Now they do. Don’t know whyyyyyyyy you’d tell me they don’t when there’s 20 trucks parked in this industrial area...

 

This is what money being flushed down the drain looks like. It was a tarped load and could get some rain tonight. SO had to retarp it too.

I’ll have a fresh 70 in the morning though. Lol

Once I get this delivered I’ll come back and have them stack it on this empty and drag it home. Local guy said bring it on over.... $1800 or so? Still haven’t seen the tow bill though.

 

@johndeere4020 guess what I'm across the street from?

 

@Zeviander

Was your truck clean on the inside when you got it back?

 

Not perfectly, just came back from a trip with another bulk driver. Two of our other (six total) bulk trucks were down last week. Equipment is getting older and harder to keep up. Might be time the owner bites the bullet and buys a couple new blower kits.

It wasn't horrible for sitting in the yard collecting dust for two months, but it wasn't up to my standard. It sat for most of the time I wasn't in it. They moved it around the yard a few times, keeping the grease up and things moving.

Had I not had to switch trucks in the middle of the day in a hurry and get down the road to Watertown, I would have expected it cleaned, and the driver offered, I just said I had to get going. He's a nice guy, not the cleanest though.