Want to know when you realize that you’re getting old?
When you can no longer trust your farts.
Enjoy while it lasts. Do the Dutch Oven to your favorite girl. When the trust is gone, you will never be able relax when the butt trumpet plays it’s note.
Where is everyone #5
Discussion in 'Flatbed Trucking Forum' started by DDlighttruck, Aug 27, 2017.
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Added this little fella to the herd last night.
Remington James
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Ever smell a driver before you even saw him? And you wonder if he can smell his own arse, cuz you can smell it 20ft away. Yeah, he knows he smells. He’s unhappy in life and he wants everyone else to be unhappy. “Hey, I am so unhappy that I will skip bathing and not wipe my arse for a month and walk into a public place! That should ruin people’s days!”
Some schmuck got on a bus with a pair of bad dogs and uncovered them so everyone around can smell Fritos.bigguns, Feedman, peterbilt_2005 and 15 others Thank this. -
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Took that early one morning at Butterball. We was first that morninAl. Roper, Feedman, johndeere4020 and 20 others Thank this. -
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