Where is everyone #5

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  1. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    Be sure to give her a mustache ride.
     
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  3. wore out

    wore out Numbered Classic

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    I don't know this to be fact as I have no first hand experience. But I do have it on good authority that the ugly gals try harder and appreciate it for sure
     
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  4. BigBob410

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    Lol! None of us know first hand!! At least not that we are willing to admit!!
     
  5. BigBob410

    BigBob410 Road Train Member

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    Last night I went home at 2 with at 10 and at 10 I woke up with a 2! I ain't never gone to bed with any ugly women but I sure woke up with a few!
     
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  6. stwik

    stwik Road Train Member

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    I’m sure her ultrashift will woo me

    It’s like an ugly girl but she’s also dumb.

    @TripleSix @wore out
     
  7. Ruthless

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    I always had heard that was sposed to be the fat ones??
     
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  9. Ruthless

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    But I know y’all heard the old saying “sometimes you gotta plow a 3; so you can truly appreciate a 10”
     
  10. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    Had a young driver ask me about the motorcycle rally we are attending as to whether there wil be girls there. I told him that most of the girls will have a guy and the single girls will travel in a Duck Pond.

    He asked, “What’s a Duck Pond, Six?”

    There’s the Swan in the Duck Pond (keeping in mind that @Ruthless doesnt like ducks). There’s Hot Girl, Cute Girl, Homely, and Ugly. The difference between Homely and Ugly is that Homely is nice. Ugly is the brains of the group. She gives out the relationship advice. The thing that puzzles the guys trying to date the other 3 girls is why in the world do they listen to the only girl in the group that can’t get laid?
     
  11. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    Thats only true for the dickdumb.
    It’s a means to an end. Don’t curse at your horse if your horse is willing to work.
     
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