Where is everyone #5

Seriously? Man that blows.

 

Yep, that most assuredly makes you a weirdo.

 

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Yes it is, I really like that show.

 

Good grief!

 

....how fast were ya going when ya smacked that dock?!

 

Kingdom city Missouri.

Rainy and getting cold.

 

Keep your eyes low, hands to yourself, and don’t you dare open your mouth or step into the five foot threshold — ten if she’s under the age of 30.

Rest assured they’ll still find a way to #### you.

 

I used to drive trucks on my off days hauling dump trailers, walking floors, asphalt tankers etc. We were hauling a bunch of loads of rip rap from the Delta to a big levee, you would back down the side of the levee and unload. If you messed up, it was about a 50 foot drop into the lake. The trackhoe would sometimes push you back up the hill for traction.

One particular day I was sitting there in a white nondescript 379 waiting my turn. I had the cb on and heard two guys talking in two trucks I saw daily. Moron #1 “Hey, you see that white Peterbilt? That’s that wannabe truck driving cop.” Moron #2 “yeah he ain’t got what it takes to drive full time.” They said a few others things, I remained silent.

I’ve got a soft spot for truck drivers when I was a cop, and these two in particular I had watched run a certain stop sign before multiple times and never pulled them over. Well, I came back to patrol a day later and headed straight to watch that stop sign. Low and behold, it didn’t take long for Moron #2 to roll right through it. (Already had most of the ticket filled out, just waiting for them)

Morning sir, need to see your driver’s license. You just ran that stop sign. Moron #2 “oh, sorry about that.” Ok, I will be right back with you. Fill out the ticket, come back up to him. “Officer, um is there any way I can get a warning? I promise I won’t do it again.” Me, “nope. You can save all that. Remember the other day when you and your friend were talking about me on the cb at the levee, calling me a wannabe? Well, here’s a REAL citation. And tell your friend in that junky Western Star I’m looking for him next.” Strange how I never saw the Western Star after that.


The Zebra F301: When you just have to write a moron a citation, accept no substitutes.

 

The honey and peanut butter don't make you a weirdo, thats a great snack, however, I can't let you off the hook with the glass of milk on ice, lol.