Where is everyone #5

15 miles north of Mt. Gilead

 

Found this in FB land. I always wanted to build something like this back in high school, just never made the time to do it.

 

It could be worse. Like yesterday when @rank had those two cups of Arkansas coffee and started playing with palindromes.

 

Another addition to my bookcase...

 

Welp, I skipped church to work. 5 minutes out from the pickup n they canceled. Guess I’ll go back n clean out my pickup so I can get it ready to sell. Lol what a life. Maybe I’ll make it to the garlic festival after all!

 

Headed to church.

 

I guess I better get around, got laundry to do and i want to look the truck and trailer over real good before i go. I really need to change the oil but i just did not long ago. If I do that she will know what's up. Lookin like speedco will get that. Maybe they wont fluck it up

 

The loaders must have been Methodist. Gotta get out before everyone else. I was eating on duty at a restaurant one time that was still empty at 11 am. This man walked in an introduced himself, he said I’m the pastor at the Methodist church here in town. I said I knew you were a Methodist. He asked how? I said y’all are the first ones out of church to the buffet lines. Is it true y’all have underground tunnels to get here faster?

He didn’t think it was as funny as this Southern Baptist did.

 

The minister wasn't about 5' 8" & 365 by chance ? An inspiration to sing about ?

 

The Mormons around here go to church in shifts. If you're a Mormon you either go in the morning, mid day or late afternoon. Which one you go to is assigned based on which ward you live near and you rotate shifts once a year.