Where is everyone #5

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  1. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    It's not only truckers!

    I was sitting in the diner, just watching traffic go by. Had a cute waitress that I was chatting with when she wasn't busy. Car pulls into a spot and a woman gets out with her two sons. Both of them were future neckbeards, about 17 and 14. When the 14 yr old walked by, you could smell unwiped ####. They sit in the booth right behind me. Well, I guess that means it's time to leave.

    Waitress is taking their drink order. I go up to the cash register. The cook asks, "Six...everything alright?"

    'The younger boy that just walked in forgot to wipe his arse.'

    Cook starts laughing.

    Waitress walks up and says to Cook, "One of them really stinks!"

    'It's the younger boy. He didn't wipe his arse.'

    "He's sitting right next to his mom. She has to smell him!"

    'You think?'

    Unbelievable. Can you imagine the house of people that would take a half grown boy to eat in a sit down restaurant smelling like ####?
     
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  3. johndeere4020

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  4. stwik

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    ....this didn't happen to be a farm town?

    Some of those young farm hands really do stink up a place... :eek::p

    "Is that manure or your ####? I can't tell..." o_O
     
  5. johndeere4020

    johndeere4020 Road Train Member

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    You can tell the difference between manure and human feces.
     
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  7. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    "Future Neckbeards." That counts out any chance of them ever being productive.
     
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    No loads worth hauling today...might as well put the feed bag on. Bison burger

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    How’d we do gents?
     
  10. ShooterK2

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    What, are you hanging from the rafters for that pic? Lol

    Nice pic of a good lookin rig.
     
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  11. johndeere4020

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    Hah! We have a storage area above the offices.
     
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