Where is everyone #5

Time for a shower and some stink purdy......

 

Did you make the Buckeye? Like Blue beacon in Seville?

 

The second thing that came to mind after seeing that picture was " @stwik to the red jealousy courtesy phone"

First thought was "Well, I wouldn't kick that trailer outta bed for eating crackers"

 

Now that’s how you go stylin and profilin.

 

@stwik Paging Mr. Regrets, Paging Mr. Regrets!

 

I was headed back down 305 out of Olive Branch Miss today and had a car cut me off right before it ran out of emergency lane. They were in a hurry. As they passed, I could see the handicap mirror hanger. Then they went up the road and turned into Dollar General, I figured they must have been mentally handicap.

Go down the road a few more miles and a Toyota Sequoia pulling a bass boat decides to pass me going uphill in a no passing zone. The oncoming car had to pull into a parking lot to keep from getting hit head on. Apparently, catfish and perch are worth dying for when you’re a dumb@ss.

This whole time I’ve been behind a FedEx truck and surprisingly he hadn’t done anything stupid. He was just waiting his turn. We come upon traffic stopped with a pickup in the ditch on our side at the bottom of the hill. FedEx pulls up, and in true Moron fashion, decides he doesn’t want to wait. He starts heading up the hill into opposing traffic.

Luckily the Peterbilt dump truck sees him doing this and locks up the brakes about 100 feet to avoid a head on collision. Then he backs up since idiot FedEx is too far past the vehicles blocking the road. I tried to catch his truck number and I called safety but the phone just rang. Finally made it home in one piece, let the weekend begin.

 

No Sir they screwed around so long at the plant, I stopped at Harborcreek. Be leaving here shortly.

 

Just kicked 91 little heifer calves off at the Skull Valley feedlot. Time to get back to the house.

 

York, Nebraska headed towards Dallas for Monday delivery

This guy was on the CB. I was skeptical at first but seems to be doing a bang up job for $140? Grabbed a pizza while I was waiting?

 

and Saskatchewan!!!