ICE won't help illegals

@KillingTime @snowman_w900

I would just like to extend a gracias to you both for your el threado contributiono. Wasn’t it the great Juan Valdez who said “no tengo un gato” after having too many cervesas when he read about Poncho Villa’s accomplishments?

KT, since your ex was 1/2 Chicana does that mean she was sober half the time? Cooked refried beans with only lunch and dinner?

Snowman, the Taco Bell idea is a sound one, only if Elogs don’t keep the goods from getting to the restaurants. The Mountain Dew frozen drinks must not melt, otherwise The Alamo was in vain. Do you know why there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Battle of The Alamo? They only had one van.

In closing, I believe it’s unfair for Vanilla Ice to be asked to cover the costs of returning these illegals to their respective locations. I wouldn’t expect Eminem to pay for the rebuilding of the Gaza Strip. And I will leave you both to ponder this question. Donde es la bibliotheca?

 

??????? Doesn't make any sense. You're 2 for 2. Why don't you go for a hat trick?

 

No. Why make assumptions? You need border patrol. You don’t need to move the army there and fortify the border as if the caravan is an invading barbarian horde.

 

What would you call it ?

 

Is that the best you can come up with ? Sorry you do not understand . Maybe night school ?

 

Let see if you can understand this . How many people have you personally helped legally come here ? I have helped ten so far . Have put two thru college in their home countries . How many people wanting a better life have paid for college? You want to help these people , get your wallet and get going . But thinking anyone in the world , who wants in , should be let in is not well thought out .

 

I ment to ask.....so how are these 2 things different. Aren't they both illegal?

I assume you were saying if you go through the proper channels, apply for citizenship, get a green card, follow the law, so on so forth....to enter this country, right?

 

I wondered the same thing about burritos and enchiladas, they seem quite similar (both are legal). Like someone from South America, aren’t they all really Mexican? I may not have put any Hispanics through college or helped them become citizens, but I’ve eaten enough Chicken Chimichangas to put Spanish tile on several hombre’s rooftops.

 

See, that was kinda my point. If they come here ILLEGALLY, it's not good. Ya wanna know why?

I'll tell you why. I've ate my fair share of fake Mexican food from taco bells, TacosJohn's and other various "Mexican food" outlets, and quite frankly....those are bout as legit as Bruce Jenner telling people hes a woman. What we need in this country is REAL chalupas and chips and salsa, not the dog food taco bell puts out. It's not good for America, that means it's not good for me.

If they wanna come here LEGALLY, fine, but I'm tired of illegal Mexican immigrants crossing over here, then getting jammed up, getting deported and BAM! MY LOCAL MEXICAN FOOD JOINT IS LOCKED UP TIGHTER THAN DICKS HATBAND!!

 

@KillingTime was formerly involved with a partially Hispanic woman. I pondered today if I could maintain a relationship with a Hispanic woman due to cultural differences. I hardly know any of them in depth, but I believe all women are insane to some extent. So, I considered Demi Lovato’s lyrics in Èchame La Culpa and made an educated decision.

“I don’t really want to fight anymore”—- this is good, she believes in conflict resolution. However, if you are familiar, in another part of the song she says “solamente (alone) they fart on Bezos.” This perplexed me, did I hear that right? what does she have against Jeff Bezos that she farts on him? Could it be that he only hires Americans or legal citizens? Then, in typical woman fashion, she reverses and says “so baby put the blame on me”. She is taking the position of whoever smelt it dealt it, which is noble in itself. They are truly fascinating complex creatures.

What would my role as the muchacho be? How many times could I slap my forehead and say “Aye yi yi” before I lost it? Did KT go to many quincinieras where he had to perform the Paso Doble? (I’m not even good at la Cucaracha and that just basically stomping.) would I be able to commit every Cinco De Mayo to fajitas?

My sombrero is off to KT for his fortitude, to the illegals easily driving handcuffed using their small chain steering wheels, and to the muchacha making the tortillas and smiling saying “Si, Si, Si” when you ask her something in English.