Where is everyone #5

Discussion in 'Flatbed Trucking Forum' started by DDlighttruck, Aug 27, 2017.

  1. jamespmack

    jamespmack Road Train Member

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    Join the club. Went to Dr this am and looks like I might be laid up this week too. Don't want to but sure as heck don't want this to get worse.
     
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  3. jamespmack

    jamespmack Road Train Member

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    I always said just on time your late!
     
  4. Rontonio

    Rontonio Road Train Member

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    Moriarty NM headed to green valley AZ
     
  5. Shock Therapy

    Shock Therapy Road Train Member

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    Interesting to say the least, thanks for posting!
     
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  6. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    Here’s an entertaining video.

    Not saying that I agree with it, but I do like it.

    The first woman that ever tried this stuff with me was Mom. To this day, my mom is the only woman in human history that could piss me off.

    Mom: Did you notice anything different?
    Six: Stay out of my room.
    Mom: I didn’t go in your room!

    Barfly: Buy me a drink?
    Six: Not interested.
    Barfly: Are you gay or something?
    Six: I don’t do farm animals.

    Guy: Hey dude. My wife likes you. Why don’t we go to our motel room...
    Six: Not interested, I’m not gay.
    Guy: I’m not gay. I was suggesting that we both...
    Six: Being in bed with another guy having sex is gay.
    Guy: But there would be a woman there...
    Six: And....?
    Gal: What’s wrong? Don’t you think I am pretty?
    Six: Shut the #### up.
    Guy: HEY! You better walk away...
    Six: You’d better walk away.

    GF: I am mad at you.
    Six: Okay.
    GF: Don’t you want to know why I am mad at you?
    Six: Yesterday, I wanted to know. Today, I don’t. Call me when you’re no longer mad. (click)

    Pulled into a wind farm in Utah. Got to my pad. The rigging crew start attaching their straps to the load, I am removing the chains. Female site rep comes up.

    Rep: Driver! #&#$@$#&#$#$@$#&$&#$@##&$&$$@$#$$&$&#$#&#
    (I shake my head NO and walk to the other side)
    Rep: @&#&#$#&@&#$$&#&@$#&$&#$@$#&$&#$#$#&#*$&@&#*$)&(#&#$#*$(&)#*@&#&$()$)#(#
    (she’s following me around the truck yelling obscenities...the rigging crew is rolling with laughter)
    Rep- DRIVER!!!WHY WONT YOU STAND STILL AND TALK TO ME???
    (I stop, turn around, got into her face, leaned in closely...and whispered...)

    “because you are yelling and I have very sensitive ears.”

    Rep: (shocked)oh!
     
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  7. cke

    cke Road Train Member

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    Gettin my heavy adjusted then headed for Paragould Arkansas
     
  8. OLDSKOOLERnWV

    OLDSKOOLERnWV Captain Redbeard

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    Good looking ride....
     
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  9. Zeviander

    Zeviander Road Train Member

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    When you get the line snaked just right.

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  10. wore out

    wore out Numbered Classic

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    Change of plans, gonna get shell and bone outta the hole in the wall at Carthage. Feedin the chickens is crazy ####
     
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  11. Dirty Britches

    Dirty Britches Light Load Member

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    So when you haul that does it then become high speed chicken feed?
     
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