Where is everyone #5

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  1. stwik

    stwik Road Train Member

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    Missed this one earlier but yes Mack.

    Believe that was....blue mountain? I think?
     
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  3. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    Back in the early 90's I was running across 10 in LA (lower Alabama) stepping west. Got past Mobile and it got foggy as heck. I'm large carring it, and everyone is panicky. There was this woman on my donkey running with me. Called herself QueenBee. I thought with a name like that, she'd had to be the biggest girl to ever climb into a truck. She didn't do any of that nasty talk that many women did, and so she was cool.

    Hand1: How bout ya TripleSix?
    Six: Hello, come in?
    Hand1: How is it that you're able to see and no one else can see?
    Bee: I was wondering that too. I'm riding his donkey.
    Six: I just feel for the rumble strip on the left and the buttons on the right.
    Hand2: Man, you're crazy
    Dipwad: Someone take that radio from that be otch!
    Hand2: Who you talking about, hand?
    Dipwad: That woman on the radio. She needs to know her place.
    Bee: Hand, I didn't do anything to you. I didn't say anything to you...
    Dipwad: You shouldn't be driving a truck.
    Six: Why don't you leave the lady alone?
    Dipwad: Why don't you mind your business before you get hurt?
    Six: Why don't you come hurt me? I will be stopping next exit. Big red W9 with all the lights on it.
    Bee: Hand, I don't need you to fight for me. If this fool can whip my arse, I will quit driving!

    (so we all pull off the exit, because none of us are gonna let this guy beat a girl. I'm up front and I start walking back. And other drivers are running forward. Queen Bee gets out of her truck. Xena Warrior princess looking, 6'9 with leg from here to Germany)

    Driver: Holy....
    Bee: Which one of you don't like women driving?
     
  4. sawmill

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    Imagine what pervert the guy must have looked like the first time a cow got milked and then he drank it.
     
  5. sawmill

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    I'm probably going to either run up over South Pass into Cody and then north to Billings or I'll just go though Casper and Gillette into MT at Broadus.
     
  6. stwik

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    Can someone do the Men of the world a favor and begin to catalog all of 666’s stories into a novel?

    Please?
     
  7. Ruthless

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    Got the TONU to match I hope?




    Says possible in the afternoon. Figures. I just got washed today.




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  8. Tug Toy

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    Made Rogers, MN. Was shooting for Clearwater petro but just a little shy on hours. Appointment in Fargo at 9 am. 4576DBAE-6515-453D-A220-C6B322C75247.jpeg I’m convinced this is an “alien port” in Wisconsin? Real spooky on a cloudy night. Not much better in the fog. 63801343-A9B1-4585-86CF-B0F2268AD704.jpeg
     
  9. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    Everyone has stories. Every good time, every bad day. Every time you make it back from Hell, you will have a story.
     
  10. johndeere4020

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    Is that a skin or paint on the fuel tank?
     
  11. HillbillyDeluxeTruck

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    Im back in the saddle!

    Huge falling out with my stepdad and I took an 8 week leave for some family time.

    Runnin a '10 T660 with an isx/13spd and a 53ft skateboard behind it.
     
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