Where is everyone #5
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Back in the early 90's I was running across 10 in LA (lower Alabama) stepping west. Got past Mobile and it got foggy as heck. I'm large carring it, and everyone is panicky. There was this woman on my donkey running with me. Called herself QueenBee. I thought with a name like that, she'd had to be the biggest girl to ever climb into a truck. She didn't do any of that nasty talk that many women did, and so she was cool.
Hand1: How bout ya TripleSix?
Six: Hello, come in?
Hand1: How is it that you're able to see and no one else can see?
Bee: I was wondering that too. I'm riding his donkey.
Six: I just feel for the rumble strip on the left and the buttons on the right.
Hand2: Man, you're crazy
Dipwad: Someone take that radio from that be otch!
Hand2: Who you talking about, hand?
Dipwad: That woman on the radio. She needs to know her place.
Bee: Hand, I didn't do anything to you. I didn't say anything to you...
Dipwad: You shouldn't be driving a truck.
Six: Why don't you leave the lady alone?
Dipwad: Why don't you mind your business before you get hurt?
Six: Why don't you come hurt me? I will be stopping next exit. Big red W9 with all the lights on it.
Bee: Hand, I don't need you to fight for me. If this fool can whip my arse, I will quit driving!
(so we all pull off the exit, because none of us are gonna let this guy beat a girl. I'm up front and I start walking back. And other drivers are running forward. Queen Bee gets out of her truck. Xena Warrior princess looking, 6'9 with leg from here to Germany)
Driver: Holy....
Bee: Which one of you don't like women driving?
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