Where is everyone #5

That weren't even a blind side ##,

Steve

 

Dispatcher called me and said a load has to be in North Tennessee tomorrow by 7 am. I gotta get up about 1 am, it’s Friday so I was hoping for something short. I asked if there was anyone else? He said no.

I said what about @Ruthless? No, he is going to dinner tonight somewhere fancy then picking up styrofoam snowmen.

What about @catalinaflyer ? No, something about hollandaise sauce and getting permits.

Ok, how about @OLDSKOOLERnWV ? Busy bailing friend out of jail and getting buckwheat pancakes.

Geez, what about @Feedman? Still waiting to get unloaded.

@Oxbow, perhaps? He’s scared of fog, can’t take that chance.

The infamous @ShooterK2? Photoshop classes tomorrow, he’s out.

@Tug Toy available? Nope him and his wife are watching SNL Da’ Bears.

@@stwik ?Sorry, load isn’t going to California.

@Bear135 ? He had a wing fall off a plane, he’s busy.

@4mer trucker ? Nope, got a kitchen remodel and a 12 pm tee time.

@Hurricane69? Too many blue moons already.

@MagnumaMoose? Food product, he can’t get cleaned up in time.

@peterbilt_2005? Stuck in a backup.

How about @TripleSix? Not calling him, he’s an ahole.

@1951 ford? No, he’s already had to reschedule his hair appointment twice.

I guess @jamespmack is out? Yep, he’ll be at the sign shop tomorrow.

Well, will @wore out be around? No, he’s low on gummy bears and needs to beat a broker senseless.

What about @snowman_w900? Nope, tandems have to be to the rear.


Well, guess I will be getting up early then.

 

Now that's fun Sir!

 

For what my opinion means, looks pretty darn good to me.

 

Wow....

 

The guy's been driving for 1.5 years and he cant remember that he's pulling a trailer? I find that hard to believe. Subpoena his phone records. My money says that his hand's free was not hand's free.

 

I was scrolling down and all of the sudden there's this BIG BRIGHT RED TRUCK! Almost blinded me, LOL.

Amazing stuff there Mr. Ford. What a talent you have to be able to do what you do with metals.

 

That's pretty funny right there!

 

Well we're loaded, it ain't pretty but at least it's not too awfully heavy...

 

Close, but I have no trailer now so no need for permits and no hollandaise, just a pound of bacon wrapped around brussel sprouts tonight.