Where is everyone #5

Hmm ..... Just woke up ..... Looks like I've been a lil lax on keeping track of tearing off a page or two of the stick on calendar ? From some of these pictures floatin' around here it appears there's a holiday goin' on ?
Rip
no it ain't Halloween
Shred
nope. Not Thanksgiving either
Tear
Oh there it is !
Merry Christmas folks !
I noticed a couple of missing faces this morning so I'd like to mention them out loud. But if I miss one or more it doesn't mean that we don't send our best wishes your way. Cause we do.
Thanks for spending time with us here
@Al. Roper , peterbilt2005, Triple Six and that Dyslexic fella.@Slowpoke KW.
And the staff here too.

 

Merry Christmas #5 Family.

Got to stop by my mothers and surprise 2 of my 3 children last night for Christmas then rolled on home to Texas.

@TripleSix grab your handy notebook for the final chapter of the smoking hot 41 year old truck driver.....
The search for the mythical unicorn will continue, this one is just wearing a unicorn costume.
There's a reason why a stunningly beautiful 41 year old woman is single, 3 times divorced and a raging narcissist.
Daddy hangup - CHECK!! worst I've ever seen.
No accountability for anything that has ever gone wrong in their entire life.
In general, one of those that is best observed in pictures and in person - from a distance far enough away that you cannot converse with them.
Then when their bluff is called they resort to their vast "man haram" on social media, which is comprised of every creepy driver who thinks they have a shot jumping all over every poor me post, with rambling posts saying how the world has wronged them. Adding its time to "delete friends" only to watch the number of friends grow all jumping in with a "heartfelt", "poor you, let me in your pants" sympathy post to which the mythical unicorn responds with little heart and kissing emoji's to further the "poor me" following.
I chose to drop a post on my social media that would be viewed by everyone else as just another "something to remember" life lesson yet a giant middle finger to the mythical unicorn who immediately picked up on it and has flooded her social media with "poor me, please look at me, look at how the world is wronging me".

Now I'm home with my bag of popcorn watching the circus unfold and realizing the first psychologist to diagnose a mythical unicorn as having "daddy issues" with a healthy dose of "narcissism" had traveled forward in time and observed this particular mythical unicorn.

I will admit, I was warned by numerous people before dipping a toe in this water so I went in with water socks on so as to "feel" the water before committing to touching it with my own flesh. Those water socks are in a dumpster somewhere in Iowa and I'll avoid that state till the half-life of whatever that is that got on those socks has expired.

 

Glad you got to see your Mom and two of your kids Catflyer.

 

Yes my friend is a Culinary Institute trained Chef - so he is preparing his usual over the top meal - started with 4 pounds of thick cut bacon at breakfast this am

 

Underwear, Sox’s, Good Life ladder, Rubiks Cube

“Why did you get me a Rubiks Cube?”

“So when you’re waiting on the job you can use your brain for something!!!”

“I’ll chuck it out the wind—“

So here I am. A grown 23 year old frustrated with this freaking cube three hours later. HOW IN THE FRICK.

It’s just simple math and algorithms, right?

 

Oh dear. You met a Diva. She surrounds herself with bootysniffers who all tell her that her booty doesn't stink and so she expects you to tell her the same. And then she tells you that something must be wrong with you because she knows for a certainty that her booty doesn't stink. and you basically said to her,

"I have more important things to do than sit around here and ponder about what you believe about Uranus. I'm out."

And she went off and told her worshipers that you are evil and cruel arrogant chauvinist.

I will be that evil and cruel chauvinist. In my world, you do not exist.

(story time)

A friend of mine bought a Hog and did some online dating. He told me about a woman that he had a date with whose profile said, "Any man that wants to talk to me had better be riding a Harley."
I asked him if she had a Hog. He tells me no, but she likes to ride on the back. Hmmm, I like money, I like sex on demand. I want breakfast in bed and a BJ while I am eating breakfast. My friend didn't understand. I explain it to him.

"How can this woman, who has nothing, demand that you have what she herself doesn't? If she's going to make unreasonable demands, I will too."

 

Look at that rugged granite stove/counter top!

 

@cke , @SAR @Feedman , some of y'all are too dang quiet. Have a Merry Christmas.

 

Peel the stickers off and chuck them in the garbage, problem solved.

 

Who needs a Rubiks Cube when Ya have TTR???