Where is everyone #5

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  1. MagnumaMoose

    MagnumaMoose Lost or Missing

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    But Six ? I didn't see you mention any unreasonable demands ?

    Ooooh, that's probably tied in to why I'm single eh ?

    Rats.
     
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  3. Rontonio

    Rontonio Road Train Member

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    @stwik

    There are only like 3 combinations of moves to solving the cube

    And no one of them is not throwing it away or removing the colored stickers ...
     
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  4. catalinaflyer

    catalinaflyer Road Train Member

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    There's just something about the way you break down a complicated situation the the absolute minimum necessary to convey the entire situation in just a couple sentences.

    Yes, her entire world of "bootysniffers" are piling all over the booty they can't actually touch but over in another world they are each, individually, bragging about the booty they are touching in their dreams as if it were happening in real life.
     
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  5. Tug Toy

    Tug Toy Road Train Member

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    One of my favorites this time of year
     
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  6. jamespmack

    jamespmack Road Train Member

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  7. 1951 ford

    1951 ford Road Train Member

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    That's me, slick as a cue ball.
     
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  8. 1951 ford

    1951 ford Road Train Member

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    Yes Sir I did. I'm thankful for every day I get with her.

    Merry Christmas to you as well!!
     
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    Tug Toy Road Train Member

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  10. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    Have you ever noticed that a Diva has this uncanny ability to turn every conversation that you could ever think of having about her?

    Guy1: Who do you think will win the Superbowl?
    Guy2: TeamX is having a goood season, their record is 9-3
    Guy1: But they have to play TeamW next week. TeamW is picking up momentum
    Man: Yeah TeamW is doing well right now.
    Diva (walks up and interjects herself): I hate football. I hate guys who discuss football. I would never date a guy that was a football fan.
    Bootysniffer1 (formerly Guy1): Well, I wouldn't say that I am a football fan.
    Bootysniffer2 (formerly Guy2): Yeah, it's not really my thing either.
    Man: Did you see TeamW play TeamB last week? Hell of a game! Why, in the 3rd quarter..."
    Diva: I said that I hate football!
    Man: I don't remember asking you about anything you like. Shut the Fup.
    Bootysniffer1 CaptainSaveAHoMode: Hey dude, she's an elegant young lady. A beautiful rose. You shouldn't speak to her like that.
    Diva: He must be gay! Yeah! He hates women! He may attack me. I dont feel safe...
    Bootysniffer2 CommanderSaveAHoMode: Hey dude! Don't threaten a lady! How dare you threaten her!
    Man: Seriously? LOL!!!! I'm out.
    Diva: Hey waitaminute, I want you to hear about what I like and dislike!
     
  11. jamespmack

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    I have nothing to do with this type of trucking but know some of you boys do. Thought you would get a kick out of Greatwide getting into it.
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