Where is everyone #5

Finally went to sleep two minutes before @wore out started this rippin' funny streak y'all been on this morning. Y'all are making my eyes water from laughin'. Thanks for all this stuff.
@OLDSKOOLERnWV , you have a great time with your family on that soiree y'all got goin' on.
Y'all have a great day today.

 

My truck need's a starter I just as well come up there and do it outside

 

Well come on up, I'll put the coffee on and give you a tour of the farm.

 

Maybe.

I don't like any vacation where you have someone planning "Activities" for the day. What's even worse is when they have a group thing, and people can't ever be on time. Screw it, it's much simpler and more fun for me to do what I want to do. No excursions, no schedules. If I see you, that's cool...lets go have a beer and compare notes. If not, I will see you at dinner. I do like the fine dining. I will be in the dining room in a tux every evening. I will be in the disco/dance club every night. Every other time, I will be MIA.

I dislike tourists. The whole cruiseship thing is geared towards tourists. They will have these stops where they send you down a party barge on some island and people get comatose drunk. I wouldn't get comatose drunk in my own home, I sure as hell wouldn't do it at some tourist trap. They will have crew members whose job it is to get drunks back to their cabin. "Hey tourist, be irresponsible on our party barge! We will get you back to your cabin!" How appealing!

There will be some girl that catches my eye. Some tall Scandinavian girl who get's paid to mingle. She will like me because I can cut a rug and lift her with 1 arm at the same time. Some girl dealing cards at the casino. She likes me because I am bad luck. Some little Asian girl that wants to pour my beer from my minikeg into my cup at the pool. She likes me because I will call her by name. Some cute barkeep at some hidden piano bar. She will like me because I did not try to talk her out of her pants. Some passenger on holiday that's traveling in a Duck Pond. She will like me because I had no interest in the Swan.

 

A decade ago when I was making daily runs through your area I cussed many a crop duster. Crazy mfers they are.

 

Man someone's smokin' crack. I'd be ashamed to even post that.

 

Yeah, I'm due back at work for the 3rd. I know I need the time off, but I don't WANT it, lol.

 

My apologies for tagging the wrong person ! I meant to tag you about your soiree.
Sorry for my mistake with operating this computer thing. I'm gonna fix it in a second.

 

Im good for about 48 hours. I check load boards while on vacation miles away from truck. Anymore than that I'm a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

 

You remember when all those people got mad at Trump because he was referred to certain countries as SchEthole countries? Well, he's NOT lying. Bahamas, Jamaica, Haiti and Honduras. I'd rather go to Mexico. They have these huts built and they sell extremely cheap t'shirts that wouldn't make good toilet paper. They sell this supposedly "handcrafted" junk that you will see everywhere and you will realize it was all made in Taiwan. If you see one crap hut, you've seen a million.

For some reason, women will think that the next hut will have something different than the hut before. They will want to walk through each and every one. That won't make sense to a Man, but you and I have a job to do:

1. Tell the womenfolk that if they are not planning to buy to not touch.
2. Tell the womenfolk to stay together and under no circumstances to wander off if someone wants to show her where the better deals are.

Of course, the womenfolk will scoff at this mentally, after all it is the 21st century and a woman can do whatever she pleases. "Yeah Yeah, I hear ya/In one ear out the next."

3. Don't be nice. These people that run those things have tourists coming in there every day. When the womenfolk start touching stuff and picking stuff up, these "sellers" are going to intimidate them into spending money. Grab the women by the arm, wrist, hand, back of the collar and take them away. Do not give any money to anyone who tries to intimidate the women. Period.

Luck in travel.