Where is everyone #5

You’re full of more #### than a Christmas turkey

 

I O

 

Must’ve been founded by Michigan. Buckeyes can’t swim. Crap sinks to the bottom.

 

#### the big comfy sleepers gives ya the motivation to hurry up and get the load there so you can sit back and relax.

All the amenities I had in the Volvo, I could run the miles all day, get where I needed to deliver and not worry about a truck stop all the time. Just find an out of the way place to park, pull something out of the fridge/freezer, pop it in the microwave and sit back while watching a movie on the 32" tv with wirless internet and surf ttr in my phone.

Can't wait to get the KW set up a little bit better.

 

You know why Jesus couldn’t have been born in Ohio?

 

Cuz they couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin

 

oh no you did'n !

 

I understand it from that perspective, believe me. There’s been plenty of times where even having a simple shower with a 50 gallon tank would’ve made my life out here a lot easier.

I just know me. I’d make less money for myself and my company. I’d be lazy.

54” flat top and the wheels won’t srop for anything more than a break. I’m all business when that 14 is rolling. A big bunk and I’m a lazy prick.

 

Do you know why duck fly over Columbus upside down?

 

Cuz there is nothing there worth crapping on