Where is everyone #5

Won the silent auction at church. Looks legit. Was really only trying to pump the price up. Oh well.

 

Pucking gringos

 

We could just hunt them down and #### in their sunroof.

 

Hold up there Snowman. Let’s temper this with some sound advice. Stwik,you need to ask the following questions:

1. Is there Los, Mi or El in the name?
2. Does the person bringing the chips make eye contact? (If no, they are illegals and it should be decent).
3. Does your waiter smell like they’ve been using lawn equipment?
4. How many low riders on 14 inch rims are in the parking lot?
5. Do they know the phrase “cheesy chicken and rice”, “fiesta chicken” or “happy plate, chicken”.
6. Is there a neon Corona sign on?
7. Does the waiter or waitress ask “Its ok?” when they check the on you?
8 is any of the staff carrying six hot plates on their sleeve?

This should help you make a more informed decision.

 

That ain’t no Baptist church!

 

Look, theres no real reason to halfass things.
Why eat a bag of skittles when you could have fried ice cream, Carmel and chocolate sauce over cinnamon sprinkled churros in a bowl made from brown sugar?

In the end you get the same result. I just like to get there faster.

 

Didn’t mick jagger make a song about that? Something to do with brown sugar

 

@stwik

 

Hmmm....now that you mention it, I think so.

Sometimes the blood flow to my head really messes me up in my thinking.

Now where did I put that shot of insulin. It was here a minute ago.

 

He was in G N R too so same wardrobe as Axl Rose too.

Was just pointing out that they are just people like us sometimes? Seen the world 10x over and experienced things I could never dream of. Left this little hick town 30 years ago and made something of himself.

People said he was crazy when he left.