Where is everyone #5

Try this

Think warm thoughts, Russian racehorse and wardrobe malfunctions while doing river dance

 

Sir could you please do me a very big favor and keep temperatures like that up in your area.

On behalf of all the southerners we would really appreciate your cooperation in this matter.

 

Not raining here. At least not yet. Feels bad man.

 

Well ####, if I wasn't all the way in Irving Id say lets grab food later.

Edit: Hell it aint that far. I'll text ya later.

 

That reminds me....
(Story time)
I had quit trucking and went back into private security for the hotel owner. Riverdance was in town and staying at our hotel. The people are really small. Carl would have been in spinner heaven. Well after the show, this large group of women under 5ft come to the motel hungry. The only thing that was open nearby was a Krystal burger joint. Krystal’s is like White Castles with extra mustard. Before TacoBell started dishing out cat food after midnight, Krystal’s was all there was.

Anyways, these girls come back holding tummies trying not to butt trumpet. Veins popping through foreheads gripping abs, praying to the higher power for relief. Ever seen 2 bus loads of hot girls struggling with methane gases? Too funny!

 

I may go to that #### hole ta in south Dallas it’s closer

 

If you’re planning to step east, Dukes Travel Plaza.

 

I can’t make up my mind. Start stepping east or south to Houston or sit tight. I don’t see much either direction for 400 miles.

 

Nothing out Seguin, Galveston or League City?

 

Cheap out of Galveston, had one on the line out of League city, it got gone while I was negotiating. Haven’t seen anything out of seguin. I can tell there are a lot of empty trucks. Loads are moving faster than I can call.