Where is everyone #5

FEED JAKE (hit the jake)

I’m standing at the crossroads in life
And I don’t know where to go
You know you’ve got my heart, babe
But this truckin’s got my soul

Let me head out one more time
I’ll tell the truth and make it rhyme
And hope they understand me

chorus
Out here with these mega fleets
That make the industry look like sheet
If you need the service brakes, hit the jake
Watch these idiots on Elogs
Wearing flip flops and smelling like hogs
Don’t just use the service brakes, hit the jake

 

Um, let's say I have never had a bad review and leave it at that. .......If you must know.........just had to go there didn't ya ?

 

Now Flyin J is like a sewer
Slobs and hookers everywhere
Werner parked out on the sidewalk
Doesn’t anybody care?

Some say he is an idiot just let him be
I for one agree wholeheartedly
Somebody ought to slap his momma

Chorus repeat

Now if you are for Elogs, most will call you gay
But if you drive a large car, they’ll say
Wait is that queer straight?

What we are and what we ain’t
Stretched out frames and Imron Paint
Is all that really matters

chorus repeat

 

###### man.

 

You missed your calling.

 

Looking that way isn’t it

 

Not going to lie to ya @OLDSKOOLERnWV , belly wrapped or not those things would bug me. But...….I only haul things that drive on and off (usually), so what do I know.

 

Just giving them a chance to put Stwikereno on the door?

 

I tried to nod off during the videos, the test was the same except for the internal fire and security phone numbers and as long as I wrote those on my hand during the video to check off on the test I was golden. I think I still have 8 or 10 gate cards tucked away.

 

I want this one instead.