Where is everyone #5

12'w x 14'h x 110'l @ 182,000ish
Route was 99, 50, 80, 113, 5, OR

 

I-90 it is...

My portapotties for the sky and galleys are still attached in the QD...

I think this load is something else

 

Does your other self pick fights with your current self? Similar to a Superhauler company meeting?

 

PM

 

I consistently do this too, along with saying Thank you. And for some reason it has been showing some results lately. Three separate times in the last year I've been handed phone numbers from attractive young gals without me asking for them. It doesn't happen all the time but I've been very surprised. I'm not the best looking Moose walking around but maybe there's something else that is attractive about me that I wasn't aware of ?
Maybe my paying closer attention to keeping that wild hair in my left eyebrow knocked back has something to do with it ?
I'm sure glad my tongue can reach it.

 

I'm just trying to be polite. I don't want to startle the prey. A lot of those Dears haven't ever had the good fortune to be asked out by a bodiless guy, much less a handsome bodiless Moose. I like to take it a little slow at first simply because I'm polite.
I'd appreciate it if you'd stop making fun of my techniques. Thank you in advance.

 

I believe the proceeding posts refuted your baseless accusation sufficiently.

 

After that crack about my dating I don't think so.

 

August 2015 I am headed to Booneville to make a delivery. Just north of West Point a highway patrol flies past me running lights and sirens. MHP doesn't work late so I figure he is headed to a wreck. I come through Okolona on HWY 45 and see a bunch of patrol cars on the Southbound shoulder, with several cops shining their flashlights on the ground looking for something.

My second stop is in Okolona, so I ask the forklift operator what happened since its a small town and word has spread. He says the top narcotics officer was shot stopping a motorcycle on the hwy. He also says the officer is somewhat of an acquaintance and they play softball together. I look at him and said well, your friend is a liar. He asks how come?

I said first, I've never seen a single monroe deputy out here in 3 years of coming up here multiple times weekly. Second, a criminal on a motorcycle is going to run this time of night. So fews cops are out, he has a good chance of getting away. He used a motorcycle rider as the suspect so the description would be vague, you can't see the rider's face with a helmet on and it had no license plate. These lies were intentionally vague.

I said but think about this. The guy is sitting on a crotch rocket ON GRAVEL, most likely right handed. So if he is going to shoot, he is going to have to twist around and shoot across his body into blinding lights and ZERO cover. Then, he will have to work the clutch, and throttle while holding a pistol and make a speedy getaway without dumping the bike, if he isn't shot.

I said I don't know what he is lying for, maybe he accidentally shot himself. Maybe he was seeing if his vest worked or wanted to be a hero. But he is definitely lying. Meanwhile, the sheriff is on the news praising him as a fine officer, blah blah blah. I occassionally ask my friend in Okolona "does the search continue?" Joking about the shooter who will never be caught.

About a year later I get a text saying "hey you were right, he was lying." Apparently Deputy Do Right was in Nettleton at a drug house trying to extort $10,000 from some dealers to take his family to Disneyland and he was shot. A woman came forward and passed a polygraph given by the MHP investigators telling what happened. When it came to light and they tried to reach the sheriff, all he said was he no longer works here.

So what became of the felony extortion, false crime reporting hero? He was chief of police in Hatley Miss last I heard and has never been charged criminally. That is typical of law enforcement.