Where is everyone #5

He has to piss on the parking lot before he goes into a truck stop.

 

Mother in law is here for a week after today. Wake up today and wife tells me she had a dream that she came into our bedroom and saw her mom snuggling up to me. As much as I’d like that, I had to convince her that she was crazy.

 

He saves those for lunch. He drinks almond milk with his sugar free nutrigrain bar in the morning time.

 

Speaking of piss...

Sitting in driver lounge in Arlington talking to one of our solo female drivers. Fella walks in, clearly a driver, disgruntled as all get out... apparently he had a “speaking to” from management about keeping piss bottles in the truck... the shop found them during routine maintenance...

He looks right at the lady — “you keep piss bottles in your truck, right?!?!?!”

“#### no.”

“Well I didn’t know we weren’t allowed too!”

“Why would you even want too?”

I just tried not to laugh.


Ahhhhhhhhh yeah.

 

Uhoh...was she upset or laughing? And is the MIL the Queen of the Cougars?

 

Woah woah woah woah wait a second here fellas HOLLLLLD UP.

First it was how much I eat. Now it’s what I eat?

Y’all are more nit-picky than the girlfriend.

 

Exide here in Salina makes Interstate batteries along with John Deere and several other brands. I'm sure they're all built to different specs though.

 

AND YOU!

don’t even get me started

 

If you make Kingdom City @stwik you'll only be 15 miles from where I was born and raised in Mexico.

 

When I was young and poor I could get another year or two out of a battery by dumping it out, rinsing it out and putting in fresh battery acid. You could buy a gallon of acid for about ten bucks back then.