Where is everyone #5

If that's what it takes, lol.

Hey, I've been arrested at the scalehouse and taken to jail in Missouri. If I can survive that, you can get through this.

 

I rather make Boeing fall to my feet and beg for this ever so important 120lbs box....

 

I’d like to hear the unabridged version of that experience.

 

And I want the X1Heavy version for ####s n giggles....

Maybe Moose or Shogun can transcribe.

 

Oh.....story time !

 

Yes you would.

 

Got my attention!!

 

Was a few years ago, I was pulling a 750foot coil on a 28 foot flatbed, loaded suishotgun out of some secret steel facility in South Virginia. Had every state trooper tied up from all 100 neighboring states so I could run hammer down at 900mph (on paper log books, of course).

Get pulled into the I-40NB scale in Texarmichigana and the diesel cop at the coop wanted to see my permits. Asked him to look at the 50000 escorts I had, those were my permit. He didn't like that so I punched him in the face, stole his wallet, went to his house and had relations with his goats and wife, in that order.

 

You can get that in a pm hopefully: I want the facts ma’am, just the facts.