Where is everyone #5

I'm about the same age as your friend. Don't have the beard, but what little hair I have on my head is the same color. Over time I've learned to live and let live because the world sure doesn't need to be like me. I can do everything I did 40 years ago, just a lot slower and requiring more effort. I'm reminded of that every time I go to chain or strap. With that bs being said, I'm going down swinging.

 

I wasn’t going to, but I guess 300 bucks for a mini is cheaper than getting caught. Surprised I found one on a Saturday

 

Some guys have all the fun.

I'm still making 7 1/2 mile turns till Monday. Then I go to the doc to get my nuts cut... Wife is watching like a hawk so I don't head out cross country.
Turn around and take me with you!!!

 

Well #### if I’d known it was that serious I would have come and got you

 

They tell me it's no big deal. Everybody has it done sooner or later...
Well not everybody has castrated thousands of bull calves and knows what's coming!
Not a single one of them stood there quietly. They all balled their heads off and tried to get somewhere else fast.

 

Don’t know bout cows, but horses and hogs don’t much like it

 

I saw it on a yahoo article in the comments about just how clueless she is. I wish I could take credit. Here’s the whole comment.

“Cortez Is still running around the Capital looking for Phil Abusters office. She says she wants to be on the appropriations committee because she understands when something is appropriate. She says we shouldn’t just teach Civics in schools, we should teach about all automobiles. When they delivered a new TV to her office and read on the box built-in antenna she asked the delivery person if antenna was a city in China. She just completed a jigsaw puzzle that said 5-7 years, she was so proud to get it done in 2 weeks. When asked of herchoice for speaker of the house she said Bose. She says she supports veterans because they help pets. She wore a sleeveless shirt at a meeting to support her right to bare arms. She wanted a trade embargo on Romania because of tainted romaine lettuce. She wanted to know how much tuition is at the Electoral College. When asked if she knew the Capital of Texas she said “T”. She thought Manual Labor was a Mexican. When asked her opinion on Roe V. Wade she whatever it takes for Latinos to cross the Rio Grande if they don’t know how to swim. She went into a nyc hat store and asked to try on a Kentucky Derby. She says she supports socialism because she’s a social person.”

 

Gonna have to get someone to sit on your neck like we do horses? Or throw you over a barrel like pigs

 

Mornin fellers

It was whole full when he left.

 

Honestly I think if we watch a couple of YouTube videos we could do it ourselves.