Where is everyone #5

If a quarter turn kills me I deserve to die.

 

I had to go back in and edit her name TWICE before it got it right. Apparently Google wants us to call her Alexandria Occasional-Cortex.
I'll give her the benefit of the doubt that she can occasionally use a cortex. She must borrow one, cause I don't think she's got one of her own.

 

Obviously she doesn't know the definition of chastity.

 

Or responsibility.

 

Or abstinence.

 

Living life on the edge

 

I’m almost excited to put my feet in the Florida beach sand next week

 

Gets fragrant at the sound of a zipper unzipping ?
Can you imagine how overrun with rugrats Tampa would be if Grimey moved down there and met her ?

 

I just cant believe there were actually 17 men who would mount that thing

 

It looks like 12 of them have the same father.

But still.