Where is everyone #5

That middle gal’s fun bags weigh so much, they pulled the wrinkles out of her forehead.....

 

I would be a motor boating sob to check that. The first one would take your wallet and stab you. Could be worth it.

 

That was the barkeep last night. Looked Asian. Late 20s. Looked like aftermarket equipment. Engaged her in a conversation about if she had $50 mil, if she would tell anyone. She said that she would tell her friends. I told her that was a mistake. She wanted to know why.

-someone would show up claiming how you ruined his life by putting a booger on his arm in kindergarten and he needs $4mil to get over the trauma. “The $4mil Booger” would show on Lifetime.
-a sex tape of you in the 3rd grade would come out of nowhere.
-all of your fake uncles would come out of the woods.

Well, she had a good laugh, and of course, the locals didn’t like that. So they started vying for her attention. Fine, no problem. After I finish my dinner, she asked me if I needed anything else. I told her that I may need assistance back to my truck. Barkeep turns around, pokes her little butt out and tells me to hop on. I told her that might be a little too much. She assured me that she was stronger than she looked. I told her that I wasn’t questioning her strength, I was questioning mine. She got a good laugh. And on cue, the locals started to hold a survey.

“You must not be from around here. You have a funny accent.”

 

You got the funniest accent ever, Six. Everywhere you go and you don't never sound right. You must not be from nowhere.

 

He’s an international man of mystery

 

I think he's making up that Estados United place. I ain't never heard of it no place before.

 

Wasn’t that Estados guy on that tv show chips?

 

Eric Estados?

 

Must be. You ever notice how he don't type like none of the rest of us ?
He must not be from around here, that's for sure.

 

Yeah ! Ain't his first name Eric ?