Where is everyone #5

Ok you right Wore

 

Here ya go @stwik

https://www.thekitchn.com/the-10-pancake-commandments-228170

 

She said egads !

 

I like to put mayo in my chili. Strange habit from years ago when I wanted to put sour cream in a bowl of the stuff but didn't have any. Something compelled me to try a big spoon full of mayo as a substitute.

Must have been a demon or something.

Oh, and butter in coffee is legit as well. Sometimes with a pinch of cinnamon.

 

Look here now, jest because you done made a mistake once't don't mean you gotta keep repeating it.
When I was a kid my Mom had some frozen Cool Whip ( there was a sale. So the extra one wound up in the freezer.) and I tried it and it kinda tastes like ice cream when it's frozen. And you're a kid. So I ate the whole thing.
Thirty minutes later I regretted it. I didn't get sick, it was just unenjoyable..
The upshot is I didn't have Cool Whip for thirty years.
See ?
I ain't as dumb as I look. I learned not to eat frozen Cool Whip.
You're still young. Plenty of time to turn back and learn from your mistakes..

 

The only time butter should get in your coffee is when a little dab floats off the toast you're dunking..
Elwood don't have that pleasure of course. No butter on his toast.
Just dry.
Dry.white.toast.

 

Hey, sorry folks. But it's 2:30 in the morning and there ain't nobody around to supervise me. I'm running amuck.

 

Just stay outta the dang highway.

It’s for your own good, as well as that of the Friday night crowd just tryin to make it home in one peace but can’t drive in a straight line even when they are sober.

 

Mayo in chili ?
Get a rope.

 

Some mistakes are meant to remain in place for a life time.

Children, mayo in chili, and frozen cool whip.