Where is everyone #5

Chesseburger........foreplay fer big red !

 

Keep it up. You're gonna get banned. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

 

I was actually checking the list to see if they left anything off. And that lead me to having a conversation with myself...

Did a @sawmill the other day in a truckstop restaurant in southeast Texas. They had the loudmouth guy that never shut up talking about the US DOT officer that pulled some strings to get him unloaded at a receiver. But that's not the interesting part. Had a doll of a waitress. Simple, no warpaint, genuinely nice, but low self esteem and trust issues.

10 women entered the restaurant, locals and travelers and drivers, 1 was hot, one was nice looking, 8 were at least 100 lbs overweight. What is the most common bloodtype for women entering a truckstop restaurant? Ragu!

1/3 of the men that came in were black. At least 90% of black guys wear sweatpants, sandals with socks, or red sneakers.
50% of the white men wear sweatpants. Those that wear sandals don't wear socks (unless they're Canadian). And the stereotypes about the foreign drivers, be they Russian, Arab, Indian, or African holds true 100%.

Now, the anomaly. There was one guy that walked in and sat down to eat, ball cap, beard, young man early 20s, button up shirt (buttoned), denim jeans and high end work boots. He's wearing the uniform of a young bull hauler (the older guys will wear long sleeve button up shirts). If I were looking for a driver, he would be the guy that I'd approach. Why? Because he's in uniform.

 

Big red..... bag of flour and a spray bottle of water......nuff said !

 

Socks and sandals is NOT a Canadian thing. We detest that as much up here.

 

Time to pedal, have to make a second turn.

 

I need to get this going one of these days....

 

Y'all ever heard the old joke Stringbean ( David Akeman ) told on Hee Haw ? He was courting a Big Red type gal there for a while. Grandpa Jones saw him one day and asked him how his courting was going. Stringbean replied that he had to break up with her. Grandpa asked him " Why ? "

" Well, you know that I can't get my arms around her all at once to give her a hug. So I got me a piece of chalk and would mark the sections off as I worked my way around. "

Grandpa: " Sounds like a good idea. What happened ? "

" Well I was busy yesterday, huggin' and a chalkin', huggin' and a chalkin'. I came around the bend and spotted a feller up ahead of me just a huggin' and a chalkin'. "

I'm like Stringbean, I don't share.

 

Nice Jigglers.....

 

Current situation.