Microwave Harassment Onboard

Frank, originally the Magic Chef was from Tennessee. Close enough?

 

So he is confiding in you but won’t tell me anything. Bad relationship already. This is silent harassment.

 

Everybody is worried about the government reading your thoughts and brain activity, and trying to protect your noggin. Meanwhile your family jewels are shriveling like two raisins in the California sun

 

And you sir, win my coveted “make me audibly laugh while standing in a public place” award

 

You need to be careful, watch that refrigerator, they are cold and cruel. Just look what they do to vegetables when you put them in that drawer.

 

I think people come here for the knowledge, but stay for the stupid.

 

Don't forget you have to cover the holes with a flap... lets the heat out and keeps the microwave from coming in. This is brain science.

 

Flap Schmap! Do you see any vent holes in the picture I provided? That's because there aren't any! Any hole is a certain entrance for the microwaves to take advantage of. And I have suffered no ill effects, from having no holes.I'm as normal as the next guy!