Where is everyone #5

I found them in the trash can

 

When I read chew and screw, I figured you bought a girl in Alabama some chewing tobacco so you could get laid.

 

I'm with you on socks and have some of those as well.

 

Roof blows free at Deere Tractor Plant in Waterloo; shifts canceled
JD, Your shift is cancelled.

 

I forget what brand they are, but believe it or not, the socks at Sam’s Club actually last a long time. I wear boots every day and have a tendency to rip the heel pulling socks on after they are worn a lot. Those socks are pretty durable. White with a green line across the toe.

 

Like these?

 

Do U have 2 of these Bulldog Motors lined up for Monday?

 

Ain’t you got some tart to stalk?

 

U'd figure that both Middle Fingers would be worn out too

HP must be Left Side Dominate

 

Ha! I got nothing