Where is everyone #5

Wide open road....


*12 year old me* 'Let's run over something!'


CRE: Hired!

 

Congratulations on your new job Killer.

 

We know you'll do your best. You can be a bang up success. We're sure you'll be a smash !

You da Man !

 

Just going with my first pre-hire.
They don't follicle test do they?

 

X7 or whatever position in line I am Zev.



Not to sound unamerican but if given the chance to move to another country (as in not a border country) to drive truck would you?

 

Don't worry about that. I heard a certain thermal gluer rents out follicles that are guaranteed to pass any test.

Just pm me if you need contact info.

 

The ginger will.... clash.... With my natural tone. I'm not sold on how believable this will be. After all, it wasn't even close the first three times.... We tried this before. 'Membah?

 

Whattaya mean ? How come you posted three identical pictures of yourself ?

Well alright, there are very slight differences between the three.
A minute or two age separation. But that's all.
Everything else matches exactly except the three separate stages of facial hair. You took a Before, During and After shot while you shaved.

It's obvious.

Pfftt.

 

20 stages left on this frac. Done by Easter, who knows at this rate.

Fog so thick tonight can hardly see truck 50 feet a head of me