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Infuriate a Trucker in One Sentence

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by motocross25, Apr 19, 2019.

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  1. Apr 20, 2019 #171
    JoeyJunk

    JoeyJunk Road Train Member

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    Be sure to include a video taken with your creepy cap cam.
     
    JoeyJunk, Apr 20, 2019
    JoeyJunk, Apr 20, 2019
    #171
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  3. Apr 20, 2019 #172
    Espressolane

    Espressolane Road Train Member

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    Just south of the north 40
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    Really sorry it took us so long to get to you.

    Usually followed by this from dispatch

    The company will not pay detention

    Or

    Come back at your 1:30 appointment time.
    This at 1:20............
     
    Espressolane, Apr 20, 2019
    Espressolane, Apr 20, 2019
    #172
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  4. Apr 20, 2019 #173
    just_sayin

    just_sayin Light Load Member

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    167
    Sep 2, 2012
    Bristol baby
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    Me, I don't have chains
    Dick Monfort, don't get stuck
     
    just_sayin, Apr 20, 2019
    just_sayin, Apr 20, 2019
    #173
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  5. Apr 20, 2019 #174
    MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    Sep 19, 2005
    Baltimore, MD
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    Typical on 81 in VA.
     
    MACK E-6, Apr 20, 2019
    MACK E-6, Apr 20, 2019
    #174
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  7. Apr 20, 2019 #175
    MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    I know that one. I’ve heard that stupidity in our office from someone holding up 2 fingers an inch apart.
     
    MACK E-6, Apr 20, 2019
    MACK E-6, Apr 20, 2019
    #175
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  8. Apr 20, 2019 #176
    Gearjammin' Penguin

    Gearjammin' Penguin "Ride Fast-Truck Safe"

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    8,036
    Feb 18, 2007
    Central AZ
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    Shut up, stupid! ;)
     
    Gearjammin' Penguin, Apr 20, 2019
    Gearjammin' Penguin, Apr 20, 2019
    #176
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  9. Apr 20, 2019 #177
    Gearjammin' Penguin

    Gearjammin' Penguin "Ride Fast-Truck Safe"

    2,638
    8,036
    Feb 18, 2007
    Central AZ
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    I proceeded to tell 'em the story of Alice's Restaurant Massacree with full orchestration and five part harmony, and he stopped me right there...
     
    Gearjammin' Penguin, Apr 20, 2019
    Gearjammin' Penguin, Apr 20, 2019
    #177
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  10. Apr 20, 2019 #178
    Dale thompson

    Dale thompson Road Train Member

    5,155
    43,054
    Nov 20, 2013
    commerce twp,mi
    0
    Been driving long?
     
    Dale thompson, Apr 20, 2019
    Dale thompson, Apr 20, 2019
    #178
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  11. Apr 20, 2019 #179
    sevenmph

    sevenmph Road Train Member

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    14,666
    Jan 26, 2007
    Pinellas county Florida
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    I'll get you a real good load after you do this.
    Never happens.
     
    sevenmph, Apr 20, 2019
    sevenmph, Apr 20, 2019
    #179
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  12. Apr 20, 2019 #180
    sideloader

    sideloader Light Load Member

    50
    61
    Jul 14, 2017
    0
    Show up at the food bank with 2 undamaged skids of yogurt...

    “That’s all you got?”
     
    sideloader, Apr 20, 2019
    sideloader, Apr 20, 2019
    #180
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