What if it Snows?

Everyone has to live in the country on 2.2 acres and have a $5,000 zero turn mower that sits there because they hire someone to mow their lawn.
They clog up the highways as they commute past all the empty houses in the city to get to their job.
Then they complain about the traffic and the slow internet at their “rural” home. And how they have no privacy because they have neighbors 150 feet away from 3 sides of their house.
And they will never get that their “land” used to be productive farmland as they complain about engineered livestock and poultry and Monsanto and GMOs.
Plus they want police and ambulance service within a few minutes of calling for help, yet if they see a patrol car randomly cruising past their house they complain about how they’re being harassed and that they moved to the country to get away from the police.

 

I picked 2 ticks off me as I wrote that

 

For $250k.....the new country gentleman

 

I found that I had to wash my hair just now. Seems that mowing that lawn left alot of chaff in my hair

 

All that crap and they forget to put in a clutch pedal. Man, they need to focus

 

Where’s the gear shift??

 

Exchanging insurance information with the driver on the other side of him after the backing accident?

 

Is that a dick on the steering wheel?