Where is everyone #5

Congratulations, to you and your son and DIL.

Grandkids are awesome, I tell you what...

 

Well I ain't no doctor...though I do play one...


At home...

In the bedroom....with the wife!!

 

I pulled this finger out of joint

 

Look this is not a good day. SO, I’ll shut up and not say to you what I wanna say

 

I play adult film star. ....

 

Last time my knee acted up from old football injury the female Dr. said she might have to work asap.

 

You know what they say about guys with short fingers

 

Come across another of my companies drivers broke down in Jonesboro, Tx yesterday evening. He lost the tensioner pulley for the a/c and water pump. So we got 'er patched up and about a 1/2mi down the road into the community center parking lot then got a new one ordered and his mechanic would be out there 1st thing this morning with it.

Let our temp safety guy (the owners son) know this morning and got a call from him thanking me for stopping and helping him. Then he told me the VP told him this morning that I am running right with their top drivers for loads and they were all very impressed. These are guys that have been with the co for 10+yrs. I told them that we need to talk about me running harder lol, that Im out here to make $ and I think I can do better.

 

Daddy told me to get into porn...but I don't think anybody wants to see that!! Lol! I turn the light switch on and she turns it back off!! Wertdaferk!