Where is everyone #5

1 bucket of potato peels. You think you could talk to her. She intimidates me.
I ask who got first place. Never even met they guy. I question why I write checks to the pool boy too. We don't even have a pool.

 

If you gonna be from North Carolina, you'd better get the lingo down

 

So, she's handing out the prizes...

I think I've seen this before. First place would go to the man of her dreams. He exists ONLY in dreams. "Poolboy" is a sex toy.

 

I just assumed since my name is on the truck I would be awarded top driver. But I was wrong!

 

Sorry men, load cancelled and I'm home with the kid. You might get this all day. Again my apologies.

 

A Manteo Legend. Visited his museum in Mount Airy NC during a camping trip. Worth the visit

 

Is this your new Ford @jamespmack

 

But I’m not from North Carolina



Just a bunch o hippies round here, Snowman. Mildly educated, environmentally conscious, redhead praising, beard to their dick, hippies. And unlike our forefathers in WV there ain’t no moonshine or good music from what I’ve seen thus far. Lots of craft beer though.

 

Oh there is still corn likker and good music. Just need to go about 45 minutes west

 

Or north