Where is everyone #5

Okay. I guess post pics of your fancy new stickers when you get them?

 

I’m an attractive, personable, clean, and very delusional truck driver.

I ate, paid my bill and left all without pooping in my pants. I think it was a new record for someone from Western Express.

 

I just pulled her hair that one time

 

You know she liked it. You could tell by the way she’s was dressed.

 

I did that once in 7th grade science class. Never will forget that smack across the face.

 

Well your co driver wasn’t so lucky. I stopped at the petro here in Joplin and the turd burgler had beat me to the bath room.

 

Hey, easy easy easy! We got some of those special needs guys in here, yknow!

Moes is good grub for a chain for sure. First time I ever had them was at the J west of Mobile. Menu was weird but dang good food.

Is their Heavy Haul division like TMCs where it’s a two axle RGN?

Heavy haul. Don’t cha know!

 

Got the road sprayed with tree sap bought a half hour ago... neighbor just went flying thru it with her white tahoe.

SURPRISE

 

Is that a Combined Transportation truck I see in the background to the right?

 

Yes sir it is. They were all over Carlisle that day...

And I’ve seen nothing but Valley, ATS, TMC and DSV up here in Fargo...