Where is everyone #5

I think that @RedForeman owns stock in Moe's ? I'm still kinda miffed that I lost out on my royalties case against them because of one missing letter. They flipped the last two to make it look more convincing to the jury. The original name was Mose instead of Moe's. Notice how closely it's spelled to Moose's ?
I'm telling you that missing 'o' could have fattened my wallet up real nice.

 

My pops fav was if you seen a loose girl.

If she had as many pricks coming out of her as pricks in her we would call her a porcupine!

 

Weed sprayer, simple green and drive in the rain.

 

Hang a left at Rochester and visit with @rank if you're not in a hurry tonight. It's only like an extra 100 miles round trip ?
Take your water wings.

 

Your Dad is Uncle ?!?

 

Joslin bound with a mixed bag of broke dicks, bad utters, and smooth gums. Played cleanup on my last 8 head. Other truck couldn't hold em all. He sure looked disappointed when I fell out in a crooked Pete hat, my cleanest greasy white t shirt and my britches not pulled over my boot tops. Guess I don't look the part.

Guess I oughta be thankful he waited to help me. Course if he took that #### silly cardboard cowboy hat off he could a got some #### done. I know that was mean

 

no!

 

Yeah...my company has been on me to get my FastPass so I can go north o' the border. I ain't sure I'm into it though. The only time I've left the US was to go to Puerto Rico in 84. Got in trouble there and I was only 14 not sure I need to be crossing borders!

 

It wasn't one of these was it?? might have been why he was silly!

 

What kind of trouble does a 14 year old get into in Puerto Rico ??