Where is everyone #5

You're an antagonist. First you honk to be helpful, then you insult the lady when she tries to pin her own ignorance on you.... There's a valid reason why I like you, Large Robert.

 

It's just a canker sore.
No. It's Hepatitis.
Quit sucking rotten pickles for meth.

There's a better way.






Make it at home.

 

Why Thank you sir! I try to be a nice guy..but I just got no tolerance for dumb!

 

@MagnumaMoose yer makin chinee toys even??

 

I was going to say something funny.......well, I thought it was funny, but if I jinxed you I'm scared you may come find me and do me bodily harm, so where I would normally say it anyway I think I'll just let it go this time, lol.

 

It was a #### job just getting the mud knocked out from between them duals. Someday when it drys up I gotta work up and throw some oats on a few random fields and mud holes. The ducks n geese are gonna have to find a new home...

 

The answer you seek is oft times right in front of you.... But you have to see it!

 

#### it's hot. Rest of the crew is a makin fun of me. Drug a water hose out of the wash rack, got an empty feed bucket and washed it out. A bottle of my perfume smelling soap Suave something or other works from your hair ta yer crack lol an old t shirt and have give my ol girl a water hose hand wash. Goin back and hittin spots that need hittin you see after they dry. One of em says that's true love right there. I got a news flash fer him it is.

 

Lord...... please tell me you did this in a Speedo.

Lmao.

 

I wouldnt go any further with that joke if I was you.

Lets mourn the death of the beloved @snowman_w900 lost to a Vegan Vega crash. Horrific how that tofu totaled a car. My mother dropped off 2 tubs of her homemade creamy fudge. I'm not a huge sweets fan. I was gonna send him one.

@stwik it has butter in it. Can the stomach handle that?