Where is everyone #5

Gawd thats NOT a mental image I wanted...

 

Quick story...we were at a hotel. My daughter and wife were with me. I was standing outside of the room having a smoke. My wife had walked maybe 20' across the parking lot to get something out of the car. Some "woman" if you want to call her that walks around the corner and starts loosing her sheet!! Yelling screaming and carrying on. I'm kind of ignoring her and keeping an eye on my wife who is noticing the commotion. Now I hadn't been out of my wife's sight since we got there. These 2 guys come walking around the corner and say "is that him" pointing at me. I looked around behind me thinking they were talking about someone else. Nope nobody there just me. By this time my daughter and a few other folks have walked out to all the noise. The 2 dudes are coming my way with obviously bad intentions...I quickly take my glasses off and hand them to my daughter and start running at them like a madman yelling and screaming!! They took off running in the opposite direction!! Lol! The cops finally show up and the girl is obviously high and is not even a guest at the hotel. I guess she or they thought they were going to rob me or mistaken identity??? She was falsely accusing me of doing something physical to her. I think if my wife and daughter and the front desk person hadn't been there I might have been in trouble!!! Guilty until proven innocent!!

 

Ill be over in a bit to sample some of said fudge!

 

Can't take me no where brother!!! I'm a nice guy....maybe my size is a magnet for trouble!! @Tall Mike do you have these issues?!

 

I aint had one in the oven for a year at least!

 

Mike by 3 or 4 inches. I'm 6'4" or 6" depending on what convenience store I'm leaving! He's taller!

 

Or cursed depending on how many times you hit your head that day!

 

Yea around here your parents job was to get you to the end of the driveway, the buses were running. Except one time snowed in waited 3 days for them to bring a grader down thru. Next day buses ran. Now these sissys are like the south. You mention snow and everything stops.

 

Sure was! Ya try that Bacon Spam yet?? Yeaaahhh Buddy Ro!

 

You have to pack it yourself or bring a friend with insulin.