Where is everyone #5

Sittin on a stainless steel box I have mounted on frame . Not permantly, just cargo strapped down. I eventually mount it in a box I built for it. The white line runs the A/C. The red line is for engine block heater in winter.

 

I want to take a microwave back out with me when I leave out again

 

1500 watt inverter and a cheap Walmart microwave for $19 and yer set. I even carry a George Forman grill when I feel like a tee-bone or hamburger from the fridge.

 

Me and Doc are gonna eat better this time

 

If I could knit I’d make her a Peterbilt Toque

 

We got her some Peterbilt onesies and a little Peterbilt bow. I will get her dolled up and let yall see

 

Doc for sure if ya aint payin attention

 

He is the only Heeler allowed in the girls office at the barn. Course he is the only non cow dog heeler there too. Seems the cow dogs are more fragrant than Doc.

 

This is what I want to do. My new gig I'll have more room for "amenities".

 

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know...

One day, the police raided the brothel and made all the girls line up outside. By chance, Grandma was passing by and saw Lulu.

Grandma asked, “Why are you standing in line, dear?”

Not willing to tell grandma the truth, Lulu told her that the police were passing out free oranges and they were lining up. Grandma thought that was very nice of them and she proceeded to get into the back of the line.

A cop was going down the line taking down info, saw Grandma and exclaimed, “Wow! You’re still going at your age? How do you do it, old girl?”

Grandma replied, “Oh, it’s easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck em dry!”