What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. Espressolane

    Espressolane Road Train Member

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    Not to worry. It’s a sign of maturity.
     
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  3. Espressolane

    Espressolane Road Train Member

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    Bonus points if you can get a pump lane and the scale lane.
     
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  4. lilillill

    lilillill Sarcasm... it's not just for breakfast

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    Be sure to go in and get some chicken wings. Then eat them and throw the bones all around the pump.

    Right before you leave, pour a gallon of fermented piss out the window. Make sure to get some on the pump handle.
     
  5. x1Heavy

    x1Heavy Road Train Member

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    I found those high speed fuel pumps useful.

    Get a slob like that the next line over tossing bones into my rig etc.. He gets a whoops oh so sorry big splash on hisself. Takes a whole lot to get that fuel off him. Lawman shows up and stands on my boots and I just roll my wide eyes and say suh, dat pump is so fast who is problem to accidently bump me... so sorry and so on. There isnt any intent you see.

    Of course I don't use pidgen english like that to a Lawman but it is very clear that whatever has to be done with a dallop of this and a splash of that solves the problem nicely.

    Once in a while Mr all wet knows how to hit like a train. The ow is just temporary as you consider what will need fixing at the sawbones...
     
  6. Espressolane

    Espressolane Road Train Member

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    Remember, you must be off duty for your break, so you will have to wait for your break to be completed before you can wash the truck with the squeegee.
     
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  7. otterinthewater

    otterinthewater Road Train Member

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    You do know there’s no such thing as a 30 at a fuel island. Any driver worth his salt will be there at least an hour.
     
  8. Espressolane

    Espressolane Road Train Member

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    The full soundtrack of the movie is pretty good.
    You would be surprised at the things you hear that way. Use really good headphones too.
     
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  9. otterinthewater

    otterinthewater Road Train Member

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    The useful hints are hilarious.

    The problem is we aren’t that funny it’s just seeing it happen. Well except for X1 attacking a guy with the sword of Damocles and an avocado. X1 has the best stories.
     
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  10. FlaSwampRat

    FlaSwampRat Road Train Member

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    I just wanna fit in so all of the hints will come in handy. I don't wanna just get fuel and then pull out, everyone will know I'm new lol
     
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  11. Accidental Trucker

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    It's considered a sign of a small deck.....
     
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