What if it Snows?

Not to worry. It’s a sign of maturity.

 

Bonus points if you can get a pump lane and the scale lane.

 

Be sure to go in and get some chicken wings. Then eat them and throw the bones all around the pump.

Right before you leave, pour a gallon of fermented piss out the window. Make sure to get some on the pump handle.

 

I found those high speed fuel pumps useful.

Get a slob like that the next line over tossing bones into my rig etc.. He gets a whoops oh so sorry big splash on hisself. Takes a whole lot to get that fuel off him. Lawman shows up and stands on my boots and I just roll my wide eyes and say suh, dat pump is so fast who is problem to accidently bump me... so sorry and so on. There isnt any intent you see.

Of course I don't use pidgen english like that to a Lawman but it is very clear that whatever has to be done with a dallop of this and a splash of that solves the problem nicely.

Once in a while Mr all wet knows how to hit like a train. The ow is just temporary as you consider what will need fixing at the sawbones...

 

Remember, you must be off duty for your break, so you will have to wait for your break to be completed before you can wash the truck with the squeegee.

 

You do know there’s no such thing as a 30 at a fuel island. Any driver worth his salt will be there at least an hour.

 

The full soundtrack of the movie is pretty good.
You would be surprised at the things you hear that way. Use really good headphones too.

 

The useful hints are hilarious.

The problem is we aren’t that funny it’s just seeing it happen. Well except for X1 attacking a guy with the sword of Damocles and an avocado. X1 has the best stories.

 

I just wanna fit in so all of the hints will come in handy. I don't wanna just get fuel and then pull out, everyone will know I'm new lol

 

It's considered a sign of a small deck.....