Where is everyone #5

I did. Times, got it all signed

 

And the experienced usually end up being the bad guy...... sad

 

That’s what I like to hear. That’s an EXPERIENCED driver. Don’t tell me how you were taught, tell me how you do it. It adds Authority to your words.

 

You have to find out what he wants to hear. Some guys ask a question but only want to hear a specific answer. You go in actually try to help, but sidewalk sissy only wants his ears tickled.
And that’s against my religion.

“Van vs flatbed, pros and cons.”
Go vans. Flatbed requires you to think and you don’t want to think.

“Between Swift and CREngland...”
Swift.
“Why Swift?”
I tossed a coin and Swift won.

“Best trucking company?”
Mine. It’s a 1 Truck Trucking Company and I’ve seen the boss naked.

“Where would I make the most money?”
At the US Mint. That’s where they make the money.

“Hi, I am a fat antisocial loser. I am 30 years old going for my first job. I like being alone...do you think I would be a good driver?”
Nope. The only thing that you’re good at is smoking weed and playing pocket pool. You’ve never been responsible in your entire life and now, you want to control 80000 lbs of vehicle.

 

Here you go James! Seen this and thought you might need it?

 

FRIED eggs. Sorry.

 

Man, I would get a DUI on that or make the funny socks people mad at a golf course.

 

PETA would like a word with you.

 

That's why we have to go back once a year for 10 years to make sure it doesn't come back somewhere else. You have to see those kids to understand why your wife feels the way she does. Terrible to see. It takes a very very special, different person to deal with that on a daily basis. I'm certainly not saying your wife is not a special person. I think I may have put my foot in my mouth so I best shut up.

 

0900 and i still ain’t got nothin


So if I go sit down for breakfast my phone won’t start blowing up, right? Think that’s the fastest way to get a load :/