What if it Snows?

Are you gonna buy it?

 

Why is your floor so dirty?

 

I hate horse flys. But they love me.

 

That’s dirtier than Willy’s basement

 

The earth is flat, so hurricanes can’t be real. They’re secret population control tests designed to desensitize us to the coming culling by the elites and our new alien overlords, who I for one welcome. Oh ya, and Col. Sanders and his weee beady eyes. You know they put a substance in fast food and zucchini that makes you crave it fortnightly.

 

Oh yes of coarse!

 

It’s important to ask about hair follicle testing as well.

 

Ahhh ####, I forgot about that one lol.

 

He lives in the desert. If he lived in Indiana he’d have zucchini all over the floor, or if he lived in Santa Barbara there’d be avocados and blonde surfer girls all over the floor. Currently I’ve got an infestation.