Where is everyone #5

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  1. BigBob410

    BigBob410 Road Train Member

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    The Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards received a complaint that Bart was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
    In a demanding tone, the agent said, "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
    Bart replied, "Well, there's two hired hands I pay $250 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week and pays his own room and board. I do buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life and he gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.
    Sensing an opportunity to assess a big fine, the agent said, "That's the guy I want to talk to... The mentally challenged one."
    Bart answered, "That would be me."
     
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  3. BigBob410

    BigBob410 Road Train Member

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    We are tryin' everyday without even noticing!
     
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  4. stayinback

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    Off Subject,
    I'm on Wicomico street, (Have a regular customer there twice a month)..
    Am I very Bad for Running Russell up to Pratt over to President down to Fleet over to Boston st over to I-95 or the Beltway Just to Avoid the $$$$$$$ Tunnel?

    I Do it everytime......
     
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  5. AModelCat

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    It'd be cool to be able to say we hold a world record. We just gotta not upset @MACK E-6 so that it stays open lol.
     
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  6. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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  7. BigBob410

    BigBob410 Road Train Member

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    Where do you come in from? And what part of Wicomico?
     
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  8. stayinback

    stayinback Road Train Member

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    From 70 695-95 Washington blvd North over to Bush to Wicomico....

    Im Terrible- Doing it for a few years now- What that $35-$40 bucks now? Was like $8 dollars before.

    Im usually grabbing something on broening,Holabird or North point blvd going back to chicago- So you see what im saying ,lol
     
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  9. Zeviander

    Zeviander Road Train Member

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    And therein lies the true challenge.
     
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  10. johndeere4020

    johndeere4020 Road Train Member

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    If 4 were never shut down we’d be way ahead.
     
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  11. BigBob410

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    The tunnel I think is $24. But I'm not positive cause I use EZ pass. But the way you go out is what I would do and just jump 695 on the south side back to 70 if I had to pay the toll.
     
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