Where is everyone #5

Literally me once or twice lol. I'm old school.

When you think about it, as a guy, you're going to do the bare minimum to get some. So if its as easy as a right swipe, what does that say about some of the women out there?

 

How's that workin out for ya???

 

You certainly have odd ways to entertain yourself.

 

Just being humours. People with loose moral existed in every age group. Guys and girls. But I would have saved some gas money between 17 and 30ish.

 

I saw this a while ago

 

Should have been there when I smacked the swollen foot with a winch bar 200 miles from home. I'm not even sure the explicit vocabulary I used at that point.

 

Know what I find really crazy? Been back in the dating scene the last month or so. I'm starting to notice that single moms have their ducks in row more often than the childless women my age.

 

@AModelCat after this I better report to the house.

You know why sex with a amish girl is the best you will ever have?

She sure as heck will never call you!

Little Ohio fun. Better close the garage.

 

OMG, Pee leez Youngin

 

Wow that was mostly not true in my day. Some yes, not most. But they really do need to put more effort in.


You know how to tell a amish girl is on the rag?

Only one sock on the clothesline.