What if it Snows?

How to park like a boss when you go to dinner

 

Please if i ever cant barely get off of the step of the drivers door because im so fat , just plz somebody shoot me... i dont ever want to be that kind of trucker.. I just watched a big ol reefer driver, he took about 30 second to get from top step to the bottom and another 30 to the ground and he was out of breath...

 

Probably has a 2yr med card too

 

Then you can talk about the good old days when you were a stud that could jump out in a single leap and sound cool to all the other guys guzzling mountain dew in the drivers lounge.
Think like Val kilmer

 

Your supposed to do it this way. @tucker where for art thou? I believe he is lurking.
In other news, I sure am glad its snowing elsewhere. Weather lickers are saying it will come here as rain.
Oh and some FB spam (humor)

 

Good night all.
My Mom when I was a kid would say.............
Sweet dreams, dont let the bed bugs bite.

 

Where did you look? Once I found mine in the bottom of the washer. You know it will be in the last place you look for it.

 

An understatement. Been going on for a month so far, it seems.

 

Does NASA, JPL or one of them space places know about this black hole?