Where is everyone #5

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  1. stwik

    stwik Road Train Member

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  4. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    No, not yet.

    First you have to drive either a Volvo or a Freightliner.

    Then you have to put on 200 or so lbs and learn to walk like a penguin.

    Finally, after your arms won’t reach your genitalia due to belly size which makes the typical urinating between your drive tires 5 feet from the truck stop building become standard procedure, you need to send away to the big and tall store to order your shower shoes and requisite sweat pants that could double as a circus tent.
     
  5. MACK E-6

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    That’s too big of a gun for you northmen. :biggrin_25523:
     
  6. beastr123

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    now change that to 2200 rpm (I bet Russ has it governed at 2250 or 2300) then add 3% for tire growth at anything over 95mph to 130mph
     
  7. wore out

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  8. Hurricane69

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    So.....you know when you're running down the highway in your Jeep pulling a trailer and the wheel flys off the Jeep and you have to walk half way across a standing corn field to retrieve said wheel....

    Yep been one of THEM days.
     
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    Takin his big walkin floor back.....they got knocked outta there haul. Says Dad I know if I can run with you a week I will get the hang of it. Its against my better judgment but I guess we got a 3rd generation cow hauler up and coming
     
  10. MACK E-6

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    You think that’s a lot of smoke or something? o_O :biggrin_25520:

     
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