What if it Snows?

If you'd stayed out a bit longer, you could look at something a bit more modern than the 86 Pete.

 

There's 3 Landstar trucks here to be unloaded. I'm in front of the other two.

When I got here I was 4th. Now I'm second.

The dude in the last Landstar truck is not a very happy camper.

He's Landstar. He's important lol.

Duuuuuuuuuuuude. Just chill man. Smoke some tasty buds and stuff.

 

I had a BFR ( Big F Rock ) wedged in my duals leaving a job once.

I heard it when it came loose, it was pretty big, I was doing 35 or 40. I watched it bounce across this boulevard in Tempe and into Tempe Town Lake.

Enter the stoner twiggy psycho chic.

She says she ran over said BFR and it damaged the under carriage on her datsun, that she just spent $3,000 getting fixed.

So I says,"We need to call DPS."

She responds, "Oh no. We need to call my Dad."

I says,"This is a CMV, we need an official DPS report if you say you're property is damaged."

So, she splits.

I tell plant manager.

Time marches on, and one day the plant manager says, "The stoner chic and Dad want five grand."

I says,"What are you gonna do?"

He says,"They've been told to pound sand."

The End

Thank you for reading to the end.

 

When I got back to the plant, I'm telling the story, and the batch man Kelly sits his coffee down and goes," Are you sure it wasn't my daughter?" lmfao

 

There's always a silver lining to everything.

Even though this shipper was lame, and this receiver is fairly lame.

This load was a mixed conglomeration of empty hazmat totes and barrels methylblahblahblah, and other assorted good things.

And I got paid to remove them from Arizona and deposit them in The Peoples Republic of California.