Central Refrigerated Truck Stop

Not a problem...I can take an insult really well, as long it's friendly... I leave you with something that made me crack up when I heard it.

Horizontal Highway Hostess...

 

Any Strawberry or Passionfruit????????

Chocolate is better.......Am gonna wait to I'm back on the truck and you have a load of Caramello's and one large box is gonna get bent outta shape and that's gonna be donated to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Trust me, if you get to know me you will learn what I mean.

That could be taken a few ways... I love it!

Where did you get that from?

 

Horizontal highway Hostess= JJ's truck! IM JOKING JJ

Actually it = a lot Lizard

 

Ah, I got it.

The problem with that is none of them are worth even looking at really. The only 3 I have seen that worth a second of my time were these 3 drop dead hot chicks at the TA just south of Portland, OR. I'm 99% sure they were part of a police sting so I got real scared & ran away, plus I have a GF & home so I have no reason to mess with that ickyness.

 

Ok now hold on here a sec...

Are we talking about the truck or a REAL big fat lady because if its the 2nd one I'm gone. I just can't be a part of that convo.

 

Only Tuesdays and twice on Sundays!

JJ calls the truck the Mistress!